Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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