My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Randomize
