butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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