she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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