You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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