would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
what is it with giant penises always finding me
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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