We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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