So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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