i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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