omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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