so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
