just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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