White coat. Heels.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
she pinky promised me she was 18
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Come on in and take your pants off
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