My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
