I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Randomize
