Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Randomize
