So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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