Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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