I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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