His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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