thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
