im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I didn't notice because vodka
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Randomize
