Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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