Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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