thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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