In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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