Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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