I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I bet he comes in French.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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