You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
