Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
