Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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