we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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