I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
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