Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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