I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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