one might say we're banned from that church
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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