"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
As shirtless as possible
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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