too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
