ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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