well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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