i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Randomize
