Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We talked him into tasing himself.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
