So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
