So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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