So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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