what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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