Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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