if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
