Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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