the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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