At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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