dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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