I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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