he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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