IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
She's the barista slut.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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