You're a womanizer and a bitch.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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