everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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