maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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