Me too!
id be glad to
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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