I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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